February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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You could kick me in the junk, give me a wet...
And I couldn’t possibly be in a worse mood than I am right now.
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other...”
– Thomas Mann (via fwarg)
Feb 24th
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My mom has a CD in her car that's just the song...
And every time it stops and gets ready to start again she says, “Here we go!” Then she raises the roof and yells, “Raise a roof!”
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Having a party at my house tonight for Kurt...
arestlessidealism: whokilleddaveymoore: arestlessidealism: whokilleddaveymoore: #IGotJokes I wish I could attend, but I’m indisposed. All apologies. O, Nevermind then. I’ll catch you Saturday for (Pennyroyal) Tea. I hope the other chick you invited will be at your party. You should Clean Up Before She Comes. Wouldn’t want your place to look like a Dive. After (Pennyroyal) Tea on...
Feb 21st
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Having a party at my house tonight for Kurt...
arestlessidealism: whokilleddaveymoore: #IGotJokes I wish I could attend, but I’m indisposed. All apologies. O, Nevermind then. I’ll catch you Saturday for (Pennyroyal) Tea.
Feb 21st
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Having a party at my house tonight for Kurt...
#IGotJokes
Feb 21st
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I wish I liked anything as much as old people like...
“That Sheldon. He’s something else.”
Feb 17th
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I know really long naps in the middle of the day...
And I could give a shit. Wake me when Jeopardy comes on.
Feb 16th
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@carnojoe Yo, so is man inventing God to separate...
Today I started a Twitter account for the soul purpose of bugging the directors of movies I watch with questions that couldn’t possibly be answered in 140 characters. 
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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If Bon Iver is so good...
why did it take them 5 years to win a Best New Artist award? (PROVOCATIVE)  
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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“I feel most deeply that this whole question of Creation is too profound for...”
– Charles Darwin
Feb 12th
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It's no wonder the Roman Empire crumbled. They...
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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On God.
For a while now, my whole life I guess, I’ve been reckoning with my own beliefs and those of my religious upbringing. I knew that when I read the Bible or heard some old hymn I certainly felt something. I also knew that it couldn’t be the same thing as all these mean people I was going to church with who seemed to spend all their time upset and judging anyone who’s ideas...
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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“5. The days are in order, the months, the seasons, the years. But the weeks are...”
– James Richardson, Vectors 3.0: Even More Aphorisms and Ten-Second Essays (via dirtydustinhoffmanneedsabath)
Feb 9th
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Today I took my first test since George W. Bush's...
Good news…..I can still read!
Feb 9th
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I really hope that I just lost a filling.
If not this Taco Bell Quesadilla is inappropriately/ unnervingly crunchy.
Feb 7th
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“I used to be against world peace until U2 came out for it.”
– Randy Newman in 1989. (via somehillbilly)
Feb 3rd
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But all my posts are super important. How could I...
Feb 3rd
Free onion rings at every Burger King this...
While every other fast food chain pretends to be getting healthier, Burger King continues to say fuck it. It’s brilliant and evil. Brevil.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Just watched a silent film on YouTube and in the...
So yeah, that didn’t take long.
Feb 2nd
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"Round up the usual insects!"
Today I killed a bug with a VHS copy of Casablanca.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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