January 2012
74 posts
Seriously
What is it that I’m not getting about Kristen Wiig?
Jan 1st
December 2011
61 posts
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Dec 31st
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“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via hypefreelife)
Dec 31st
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Listensherryxo: always.  Nocturne No.2 in E flat...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Merry Christmas!
(You wonderful old building and loan!)
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
877 notes
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Dec 23rd
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“Wasn’t he a bad guy? Like a serial killer or something?”
– My mom when I asked her if she knew who Salvador Dali was.
Dec 23rd
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Me: We could see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
Mom: O, that's Japanese.
Me: No, it's not.
Mom: Are you sure?
Me: It's an American movie, based on a Swedish book.
Mom: O, is it Chinese?
Me: No. Why do you think it's Asian?
Mom: Cause of dragons.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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I have syrup in my mustache.
Dec 22nd
Judd Hirsch > Emile Hirsch
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
Is hoboing a word? Cause if so I saw two guys old...
As in they were walking by the train tracks carrying those sticks with little sacks on the end.
Dec 18th
icarntspell asked: I blew Dave Grohl.
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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I just took off my hat and a peanut fell out.
It’s happening. I don’t know what it is, but it’s happening.
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
Dec 9th
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Hey, has anyone else noticed that Jon Hamm's chest...
No? Just me? OK.
Dec 9th
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WatchWatch
Grumpy Domestic Chewbacca It’s quite possible that I’ve been working on this all day.
Dec 9th
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“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my...”
– Ferris Bueller I relate to every part of this.
Dec 8th
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Dear Ohio, If you want to stop raining for like ten fucking minutes, nobody’s going to be pissed.  Sincerly, Mr. Kick Ass (aka Mr. Rubber Burner)
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
190 notes
I realized today that I only do imitations of...
I’ve been working on my Rowlf the Dog, but it kills my throat and I don’t know if I’m ready to tell people I lost my voice because I spent the whole day talking like a Muppet.
Dec 7th
I smell like pizza and garbage.
Somebody hug me.
Dec 7th
1 tag
How do Vikings send secret messages?
In Norse Code
Dec 6th
What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant?
Angus McCoatup
Dec 6th
2 tags
Dec 5th