February 2012
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You could kick me in the junk, give me a wet...
And I couldn’t possibly be in a worse mood than I am right now.
“A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other...”
– Thomas Mann (via fwarg)
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My mom has a CD in her car that's just the song...
And every time it stops and gets ready to start again she says, “Here we go!”
Then she raises the roof and yells, “Raise a roof!”
Having a party at my house tonight for Kurt...
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I wish I could attend, but I’m indisposed. All apologies.
O, Nevermind then. I’ll catch you Saturday for (Pennyroyal) Tea.
I hope the other chick you invited will be at your party. You should Clean Up Before She Comes. Wouldn’t want your place to look like a Dive. After (Pennyroyal) Tea on...
Having a party at my house tonight for Kurt...
arestlessidealism:
whokilleddaveymoore:
#IGotJokes
I wish I could attend, but I’m indisposed. All apologies.
O, Nevermind then. I’ll catch you Saturday for (Pennyroyal) Tea.
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Having a party at my house tonight for Kurt...
#IGotJokes
I wish I liked anything as much as old people like...
“That Sheldon. He’s something else.”
I know really long naps in the middle of the day...
And I could give a shit.
Wake me when Jeopardy comes on.
@carnojoe Yo, so is man inventing God to separate...
Today I started a Twitter account for the soul purpose of bugging the directors of movies I watch with questions that couldn’t possibly be answered in 140 characters.
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If Bon Iver is so good...
why did it take them 5 years to win a Best New Artist award?
(PROVOCATIVE)
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“I feel most deeply that this whole question of Creation is too profound for...”
– Charles Darwin
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It's no wonder the Roman Empire crumbled. They...
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On God.
For a while now, my whole life I guess, I’ve been reckoning with my own beliefs and those of my religious upbringing. I knew that when I read the Bible or heard some old hymn I certainly felt something. I also knew that it couldn’t be the same thing as all these mean people I was going to church with who seemed to spend all their time upset and judging anyone who’s ideas...
“5. The days are in order, the months, the seasons, the years. But the weeks are...”
– James Richardson, Vectors 3.0: Even More Aphorisms and Ten-Second Essays (via dirtydustinhoffmanneedsabath)
Today I took my first test since George W. Bush's...
Good news…..I can still read!
I really hope that I just lost a filling.
If not this Taco Bell Quesadilla is inappropriately/ unnervingly crunchy.
“I used to be against world peace until U2 came out for it.”
– Randy Newman in 1989. (via somehillbilly)
But all my posts are super important. How could I...
Free onion rings at every Burger King this...
While every other fast food chain pretends to be getting healthier, Burger King continues to say fuck it.
It’s brilliant and evil.
Brevil.
Just watched a silent film on YouTube and in the...
So yeah, that didn’t take long.
"Round up the usual insects!"
Today I killed a bug with a VHS copy of Casablanca.
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“Think high class, eat white trash.”
– Me, while listening to Vivaldi and eating my 3rd Sloppy Joe.
January 2012
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So, I checked Ulysses out of my local library the...
I consider myself a reasonably intelligent guy, but I don’t know what any of these words mean.
It looks like a dang eye chart.
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The Devil Wears Prada is like The Bell Jar if you...
#filmcriticism
I find self confidence and a strong work ethic to...
Most of the coolest people I’ve ever known think they suck, and all the best things in life come easy.
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I am my father's son.
Guy on commercial: There's nothing worse than waiting in long lines at the bank.
My dad: What a ridiculous thing to say. I hate that guy.
